I want to know what kind of asshole gets real pushy when you’re like, “no I don’t drink...it doesn’t go well for me.”

Yeah, depending on how the bubble shakes out, the Pac-12 may have just caused the other leagues to petition for a major overhaul of the RPI formula. If Washington or Oregon State get in, the ACC, SEC, and Big 10 will be more inclined to change the rules rather than be smart enough to collude within their conference to…

He’s the Jordan Morris of Germany!

I like Zapdos. Pew pew pew! lightning and flying! and he lives in a spooky power plant

Under the shirt, over the bra. 1st and a half base

Highlights is a magazine that asexually reproduces in doctors’ waiting rooms. Mutations frequently occur during the division, which are noticeable in what appear to be identical images with several subtle differences

Look at Nora playing it up for the camera, talk about a real GLORY BEAR

Hi Tom, I had a pretty shitty week at work.. I know you didn’t post this for me, but thank you.

Just to rebut, and I’m already drunk so this is going to be very light on the actual fact-checking, but I think Romo is going to wind up in the hall when all is said and done, and McNabb would be there too if it weren’t for the DUI’s. McNabb is the black Jim Kelly and Romo will wind up with impressive career totals…

I like this, +1 tasteful checkered table cloth

Just more oppression from our dextronormative society

They’re 109th in offensive efficiency and 99th in defensive efficiency. That would be good if they played in the WAC

Washington’s recruiting class was ranked where it was because of how many players they brought in. they’re not bad, and I’m about to use rankings to defend my point when I think the rankings aren’t nearly as good as people pretend they are, but Washington only had one top 50 kid. And he was rated in the mid 40's by…

Maybe actually having extremely talented freshmen? Right now Washington has a pretty talented senior, a talented junior getting buried for some reason and a bunch of mediocre freshmen

I could understand a piece on Northwestern considering how that team is the biggest underdog story in major conference basketball, or even one on Houston if you’re looking for a story about a slightly overperforming team that plays good offense and no defense.

Man, how many honorary doctorates of letters is U-Dub giving you for this piece?

I think the idea is that in a representative democracy you would vote out the shit bags that spent all your money like that without asking you first. Then again, I know that’s magical Candy Land thinking, and if people were willing to do this we probably wouldn’t have these deals to begin with.

I like your thoughts on this topic. I was afraid that starring all of your comments wasn’t enough to convey this sentiment.

What do you guys think the on-hold music is for the new hotline the refs have to the officials at the league offices? I’m thinking it’s something fun and kicky, like Shania Twain or something

The real star of the team is Lucy Mohr, only 2 turnovers kept her from a 32 Trillion. You can’t buy efficiency like that