I was with you until the second paragraph because that is a huge assumption to make. How did you conclude he does not know anything about ‘literally any of the issues a president has to handle.’

“he’s gonna make me a cougar someday, isn’t he? dammit.”

I just really enjoy the fact that Tony from Skins will be starring in a movie directed by Jonathan from Buffy/Doyle from Gilmore Girls.

YOU MEAN TONY FROM SKINS. OR THE LITTLE KID FROM ABOUT A BOY.

Or you could just call him Nux!

J.D. Salinger Presents Hollywoo Stars and Celebrities: What Do They Know? Do They Know Things? Let’s Find Out!

“The Salinger who emerges from this book is a close psychological relative of his most famous creation, the teenager Holden Caulfield.”

Is anyone else sick of the hatred towards Kanye? The guy gets backlash anytime he states his opinion and I’m just so sick of it.

So, does Purity actually make a sly case for feminism through its hyper-focus on masculinity (à la Fight Club the book), or are the anemic attempts it makes in this direction overwhelmed by the sense that women are ruining men (à la “Fight Club” the film)?

David Foster Wallace > Jonathan Franzen.

You didn’t specify “while driving.” Driving while breastfeeding a kid (of any age) is totally unsafe and reprehensible. Breastfeeding a 2-year-old (under safe conditions, i.e. not driving or operating machinery) is 1) normal and healthy, and 2) more popular among upper middle class white women than among actual…

WHO recommends breastfeeding until at least 2 years of age. It’s hardly a “hillbilly” thing.

Franzen is like the living embodiment of the @GuyInYourMFA Twitter account.

I think what Kanye struggles with, is that he knows he sees the truth, but has trouble articulating it if he’s not rapping.

Hip hop is the most popular and influential genre regardless of how much the pearl clutchers hate it but we still here giving out awards to mediocre blondes like it’s 2002. *Sigh*

Am I the only one who isn’t a huge fan of the Anaconda video? I just don’t think it’s close to being Nikki’s best work. What makes the song catchy is largely what made Baby Got Back catchy, and at least to me, the song should be part of what goes into evaluating the video as a whole. The reclaiming angle is great, and…

They never had a “feud”. Stop pitting famous ladies against each other. Swift spoke about something she didn’t quite understand, Nicki corrected her, and that was it. Quit it.

Is it really necessary to be so...obvious?

Awesome, now maybe the level of Taylor hate on Jezebel can simmer back down to its previous low. A girl could get whiplash around here with how fast people fall out of favor.

I assume that there's plastic surgery involved.