i’ve handled a bone or two in my day.

I mean, wasn’t the appeal of W that he seemed like a good person to have a beer with? (Also, this is the stupidest criteria by which to pick a President. Unfortunately, it’s also apparently the most American™.)

Unrequited boners are a powerful thing, apparently.

That was the Byrne Batman/Captain America crossover, right?

Even the Joker hates Nazis, kids!

CPAC: The only Nazis we’ll allow are the ones in the White House

How does being a lonely dick on a Friday night make you feel?

How does being a lonely dick on a Friday night make you feel?

Those fuckers spent ten million investigating Hillary. They better investigate Flynn with the same rigor. I am not hopeful. If I have learned anything is that IOKIYAR

Especially since nothing suggests he’s supplementing information in other ways. We’ve had effective presidents who’ve preferred to get much of their information in verbal briefings, and I’m sure we’ve had others who’ve found text with images more helpful than plain text. But you know that with Trump, that’s all the…

But how does he do it?? I mean seriously watch TV, run country, his businesses, run his kids, how does he do it???

Every damn day he does something to remind me of Yeats’ The Second Coming:

she turned making a salad into a sexual feast for our eyes.

The treatment of Michelle is reason enough to abolish it. An educated woman who wanted to tackle the unfortunate truth that most of American children are Augustus Gloop clones is a bridge too far. Enjoy your clogged arteries!

in one email he wrote, “Unless it’s a knighthood fuck off”

February 7, 2017. The day public education died.

I don’t know about the circumstances of her marriage or what goes on behind closed doors, and I’ll leave speculation to others. But in public she has revealed herself to be little more than a petulant bully, willing to use her platform as First Lady to cajole anyone who crosses her. If I was to wish being married to…

Can we all agree that Melania is no captive victim here? She may despise her disgusting beast of a husband, but she’s in on the insanity all the same.  

Many of the very people who have pushed Obama and Clinton to speak out more are the same people who didn’t initially want to talk to their white relatives about what it means to support a man who has an extensive history of bigotry.

Thank you, so much, for your “unapologetically.”

Oh, exactly...Obama’s wars. How could I forget when 9/11 happened on his watch so he went to war in Afghanistan in 2001; and then when he declared a Global War on Terror and went into Iraq in 2003 (which totally did 9/11 and had nukes) way back when he was actually President George W. Bush. And then when he got an…