Well now I’m worried about this tummy ache I have.

Oh in the sense of cooking them like Buffalo Wings not bullying them

Time to bring back Pownce

Ah, Lacey Chabert. The Working Man’s Anna Kendrick.

Ted’s uncle was a villain in his comics. Maybe they’re gender flipping it and having Jaime fight her instead?

Only time I cheered because the Flash entered the Speed Force it 1999 and I was 11 years reading the Chain Lightning Saga

“If you had 24 hours to do whatever you wanted, what would you do?”

WB Mason also has the On/Go test for $33; I was able to buy two of them last week

WB Mason also has the On/Go test for $33; I was able to buy two of them last week

Jay-Z’s performance at the first BET Awards when closed the show with Izzo and brought up pretty much the whole crowd of rappers at the time up on stage with him.

“For the last 20 years my job has been to not be noticed”

His dong at least

This is funny to me if only because both Ann Dowd and John Lithgow are each two of the nicest people I ever interacted with when I worked retail/front desk at my two previous jobs.

And the only solution?

It would have been hilarious if Jay started his Instagram and Beyoncé immediately followed like Sauce Money or somebody.

Penguins famously love umbrellas

I don’t trust a word coming out of the mouth of David Xanathos

Either So Ghetto or It’s Like That

“and they’re not on a major label they’re on a self-created label named “Make Tampons Free.””

Emily is the best Deschanel

If that was the “original” plan why bother having Affleck write/direct a Batman movie? Was his supposed to be a prequel? Is Battinson Batfleck’s kid?