His dong at least

This is funny to me if only because both Ann Dowd and John Lithgow are each two of the nicest people I ever interacted with when I worked retail/front desk at my two previous jobs.

And the only solution?

Fuck your dreams

It would have been hilarious if Jay started his Instagram and Beyoncé immediately followed like Sauce Money or somebody.

Except they gave her that job long after Wrinkle in Time came and went because they also knew no gave a shit that she had one dud that only nerds seem to think utterly derails the prospects of an Oscar caliber director .

What’s wild to me is that this “Kennedy Family Runs a Secret Government” conspiracy PREDATES Q-Anon.

Everyone keeps bringing up Wrinkle In Time as if the average person even connects DuVernay to that. If you said to a person on the street Ava DuVernay they’re going to think “Selma, 13, When They See Us” not “The 90th Non-Marvel/Star Wars/Animated Disney YA movie that I barely remember even existing”

Penguins famously love umbrellas

This is also what you should do if you hear someone playing “Radioactive” by Imagine Dragons

It’s One More Day with Mephisto swapped out for Strange

Rhodey’s full name is actually James Rupert Armor Wars Rhodes.

“Lauren Cohan as Julia Pennyworth”

“and present them in a new context that hammers home the idea that she, like other Marvel figures, are mythic ideas more than people.”

Anna Chancellor

The Greatest Australian

That gif looks like the wackest version of the “Mo Money, Mo Problems” video

I don’t trust a word coming out of the mouth of David Xanathos

Grimes must’ve seen that one episode of the Super Friends where Plastic Man guest starred.

Either So Ghetto or It’s Like That