Miss Fisher’s Murder Mysteries - A badass flapper kicks crime’s ass in 1920s Australia 

Moxie!

Cause you got to eat pizza in school 

The only one we can trust is I.C.

Well, obviously this was all an Illuminati ritual so the satanist luciferian globalists led by Killary Clin—Hey, hey! Dont cut my mic off!

I’m willing to bet money that it comes down to Drake wanting to fuck her.

The Illuminati 

Heads up: if you live in New York The Jewish Museum (that’s the one on 92nd Street not The Museum of Jewish Heritage which is in the Bowery) is always free every Saturday— but you can’t eat at the restaurant without a prepaid reservation so stop asking.

This just proves that Beyoncé doesnt half ass anything.

Ja Rule isn’t even the Ja Rule of rap.

Always weird when the Oscars gets an Emmy

“most men have never been asked to “smile more””

And Blake Lively and Anne Hathaway wearing the hell out of some tuxes

Does anyone else feel like pageants have become a sort of schmuck bait?

I feel like we go through the same cycle with them every year: First they’re announced and then feminists/liberals/progressives/etc. respond with the standard eye rolls and outrage about how backwards and sexist they are and how we need to move…

Its important to keep a spare around.

This development? I don’t think so but earlier she was doing her best Tammie Wynette impression.

Seuss?

What exactly is a bluegrass state of mind?

They’ve become so emaciated that everyone is a sample size.

On top of spaghetti all covered with cheese...