Maybe not the best time to be taking pot shots at Ben Affleck

“I am totally boning!” Says man not boning.

Super excited for The Dragon Prince 

Moxie’s a good name for a cat.

Well then send him this article 

You’re not supposed to have Netflix on while you play; you want to watch it in your own time with this feature turned on to learn how they describe things

The Temptations.

My cousin’s doing this diet, lost quite a bit of weight actually, and he mostly uses vitamin supplements 

You know that quote that goes “I don’t wanna talk about the weather I want to know about the universe of atoms in your mind and blah blah blah..” or however it goes?

Drop a SoundCloud link lady.

Best tasting thing on the menu

PAID IN FULL!

Still wish Lori Lemaris was in this. Or at least Topo.

Well the bakers gonna bake bake bake bake

Dana White is the one wh poisoned those Tylenol bottles in Chicago back in the ‘80s.

This lady loves hashtags.

SWAT Katz?

Well if you don’t have a seperate account just got stalking: download a browser like Firefox Focus and, assuming that this person’s profile is public, just use that unlogged in.

Unless you combine it with the “Royals all secretly HATE Meghan” conspiracy and they’re letting him live to cause her grief.

From my experience you just load up a cart to the brim, sometimes even two or three, and then act all indignant when the cashier tells you need a membership card or that you can’t use your relative’s and then make everyone else wait why they move your crap when all I wanted were some damn Cheerios.