And her first statement on the matter was flippant and dismissive.

A blumpkin?

Green Lantern 

Like everyone else on the internet they’re arguing about Bendis’s run on Man of Steel.

She should drop Beirut and go for a Mata Hari gimmic

Unless you immediately think “Coulson’s wife”

He’ll be Jung like a horse

Shit, I heard a 9/11 joke ON 9/11

Allison or Larsen?

So Valerie never paid that fine then.

“He famously retired a jersey bearing Maliah’s name last year.”

Plus knowing he probably wasn’t going to be acknowledged until another rapper came out and dissed him as deadbeat

Does she model sidewalks? Lampposts?

What’s really sad is that now she’s out of a job and can’t even sell water to raise some extra cash since she lives in a neighborhood where people call the cops on that sort of thing.

 No Taylor Russell from Lost In Space? It also would’ve been cool for them to bring out Lesly-Ann Brandt since Lucifer is now part of the Netflix family 

And they’ll be hunted down by assassins played by Scarlett Johansson and Katheryn Winnick

If we need a new flashy girl from Flushing I suggest Awkwafina

Even Robin Hood wasn’t really the give to poor type until much later stories

All of these women are normal size!

As the late Combat Jack used to say: “Dream those dreams then man-up and woman-up and live those dreams, because a life without dreams is black and white, and the universe flows in technicolor and surround-sound. Blaow!”