It’d be like if you watched an episode of Wacky Races to learn how to drive

Someone should photoshop the Joker and Harley Quinn into the back seat

The power of Christ compelled him.

No is knocking Ghetto Fabolous

And Fabolous’ debut record

I honestly thought “I Wanna Be Bad” WAS a Jessica Simpson song.

I honestly didn’t even notice that.

Snyder had to step aside after his daughter committed suicide

They’ve already reintroduced Elektra

Yea but that’s Fox. And Proud Mary and Atomic Blonde are practically the exact movies you’d expect them to make about Black Widow but everyone acts like it’d be an impossible ask.

Proud Mary

I was gonna say it’s basically the gender flip of The Professional

“And then we had sex. The best sex, believe me. He pulled out his penis: Tremendous. A real classy schlong. I orgasmed bigly.”

It’s all about the fingering

Could be Mindy Kaling though

Well there go my hopes for Evan Rachel Wood as Kate Kane.

He grew up with my great grandfather; apparently they got wind of him saying he wanted to kill him and that was the last anyone ever saw of him.

He didn’t have to throw them away; he could’ve donated them to tennis camp or sports museum or something .

My cousin once sent me photos of a guy proposing to someone in Time Warner Cable.

COCAINE FOOLISHNESS!