I don’t know why but I just love boring store brand packaging. It’s like the kinda stuff they would use in Legolland or something.

Ewww

She was almost married to Doc Ock

SHAWL COLLAR TUXES FOR EVERYONE!

Oh go screw

Especially Middle Management Red Skull

Real simple

I knew two guys who could find Shookus Ones but they’re down a man :(

They loved the crap outta each other.

The actress or the newscaster?

It was built for his album cover and has stayed up and become somewhat of a tourist attraction much to the annoyance of the people who live around there.

The headline makes this sound a lot more ominous than it was.

See what you did there Hazel

I would think you’d put them in a safe or have a lawyer hold them in their office.

I just came from my niece’s pre-school graduation

What are the chances Beyoncé watches iZombie?

... pajama boys?

I was hoping it would be “Let’s have some fun, this beat is sick, I wanna take a ride on your disco stick”

I honestly thought this was going to be about her playing Batgirl.

I dunno, lunch at the one at Queens Center is sometimes a hassle when the high school kids are all out at the same time. Better to order off the app and pick up.