That's some sweet Warren Ellis cosplay

She could grow up to take figures of speech too literally

or at least Hilary Rhoda

Does that work for dudes? Either way, I can't ride a bike.

A couple of times a day to be completely honest without being crass. I've actually decided to take a month off and just not indulge in it.

Man Chief Vick is gonna be pissed

?

Kardashian weddings are like superhero reboots

Aint no party like an airport party cause an airport party —- oh shit, are they boarding my row?!

WHOA WHOA WHOA

No but we live in a world where fandom will hunt down anything even tangentially related to their interests no matter the outlet. PLL fans were going to see those pictures even if they didn't actually go out and pick up a copy of GQ.

"PLL is a CW show"

Ear sex?

"I just want to meet The One*"

I want someone to try to see if they can write a script for this that actually makes sense of everything that's going on here.

I remember seeing this on 20/20 in the late 90s

In a way, aren't we all sleepy kitties?

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