I'm waiting to see how the other Gawker blogs are going to try to capitalize on this. What're io9 and Lifehacker's plans for coverage?

You're telling me Viola Davis was down to do a TV show and Arrow couldn't get her to play Amanda Waller?

Don't think so. She wasn't in charge and Octavia Spencer was supposed to star in it.

Boxed Wine?

Everyone knows you're only supposed to use Pop Rocks for blowjobs

I'm getting a lot of mileage out of this clip

I haven't experimented with a wacky statement headpiece just yet, but I'm working on it!

Bambi is Jai Paul?

I'm not a great karaoke singer. I'm just kara-OK.

You can't take the man out of the sexist culture because you're probably just going to drop him into another, different, sexist culture.

Let's be completely honest: Gravity is just a ripoff of the "Godfellas" episode of Futurama

Sorry, you're right, I thought she only did the chorus.

That's T-Pain

A sophisticated handjob is one from one of the Crawley sisters. Or, hell, more than one.

What're you talking about? Jack Johnson's been dead for over 60 years

What's good, ma?

Yeah he's done some wholly original stuff but he's from the Pete Rock/Dr. Dre school and his whole thing is just taking that style just a bit further.

I really wish he would've brought out NORE to do "Superthug"

The ramblings of a person who needs serious help

The ramblings of a person who needs serious help.