Sardine oil. 

I would prefer a fighter jet fly by over of a football game and once the jet passes the stadium, it transforms into a Bald eagle (complete with Captain America outfit), lands, wings turn into gun arms, someone throws a Bud Light in the air, he shoots it perfectly, drinks the beer, then recycles the can by shooting the…

And by that I assume you mean “dags” and “periwinkle blue”. :-)

You’re right, the C5 hasn’t aged a day.

Hey now, that's where I have to draw the (horizontal) line.

“Yesterday I had [the wrecker] come over and he took five cars that were perfectly good cars....”

Unless there’s a Whole Foods at the top of that ramp, I fail to see the real world application of this ability. 

Buy a RV and trailer and haul your rig side by side to ACTUAL TRAILS. That’s kind of where I am at this point. Love my JK, but apparently it’s forbidden to sleep on the ground in a tent these days. 

I like that blue Lambo.

I’m pretty sure that’s a Lambo, dude.

Obligatory!

I did some math.

For years now, CarMax has been treating both buyers and sellers like children. Sale prices too high, but non-negotiable. Buying prices too low, and also never budge on those.

Next one could be the “Hellorca”.

Meanwhile, in a multiverse...

The best part is when she fell through the ceiling. 

2019 Challenger Demogorgon will 6,666 horsepower. And include the added feature of jumping dimensions.