Clearly this car delivery guy has a day job and just delivers cars on the side.

personally, thought Pole Position was the better game, but my quarters were shared pretty equally between the two

This isn’t even relevant. That is a different country who is our enemy at the moment. This sounds like it was written in North Korea by the dictator himself. There is no connection whatsoever. If you’re going to criticize the White House, go ahead because you won’t lack material, but please don’t write junk like this…

That’s a Grade A Dad Joke right there.

old muscle cars from the ‘90s

Signal prior to turning, not during.

Newman! The white whale.

Crack Pipe

* insert TOP GUN gif here *

Unless this was formerly John Voight’s car, then I’ll pass.

Ferrari aspirations

Lol Ballaban

Every time I’m driving and notice a questionable noise or smell, I assume it must come from my car, which is about to explode.

It’s been sullied by poors.

Certain Jalopnik commenters: “Cars are so boring nowadays! I want fun cars!”

I was just thinking the same - this is a car website - this is a super fast car - wtf??? So it doesn’t corner - it’s not supposed to!!!

Slow down.

Shut up, Dad