You have a lucky dog, Dog.

Fun and hijinks ensue when the Aerial Atom II morphs itself into a robot and slaughters Jalopnik readers by taking away all of their yellow stars.

You need to learn to drive with the fear, and there ain't nothin' more goddamn frightening than driving with a live cougar in the car.

So...when are we bringing back the piss bucket?

Those are Ferrari's dude.

Yea, you blend!

That nobody's heard of, hmm, I think some folks have heard of this road (maybe not on Jalop), but Highway 9 between Saratoga, CA, and Santa Cruz, CA in the Santa Cruz Mountains. It's mostly a local roadway, shrouded in mist, surrounded by giant Redwoods and ferns. When traffic backs up on Highway 17, and you are on…

NO please.

Those goofy bastards are about the best thing I've got going.

It's not a Miata meme.....

What's more German than a VW Thing? Used way, way back, the vehicle of the SS (too soon?), and beach bums world wide for more than 50 years.

Wind in her hair, long open roads, clutching to the hood in terror.

Seen fleeing the scene of crime....

Driving a BMW/Porsche/Audi = Preppy/Douchey/Asshat.....

No, typically the chrome makes it go faster.

Friggin beat me to it.

I know nothing!! But did someone say sauerkraut?

This is America, please just call it Football and call futbol soccer.

Nice! My boy just turned 5 and my daughter is 8. They both have the the three iconic American pony cars down; both have driven in a Roush Mustang (Stage II), Porsche C4S, & Audi RS6. My daughter wants the Porsche, my boy wants the Mustang. They both know the Cadillac emblem and always, I mean always yell out cars…

No.