GotWake
GotWake
GotWake

Maturity, Maturity, the guy buys an excessively otherworldly out-of-reach for 99.99999% of Jalopnik (my favorite site) readers Veyron and you want to talk about maturity!!!!

Wow, the comments here - what a bunch of asshurt whiners. You can't tell me that at one point in your miserable lives you haven't pushed your Honda Civics or Mazda Miatas up over 80 mph's and felt pretty good/happy/ecstatic about doing it - even though you may not have had your custom Honda or Mazda racing suit with

Right turn Clyde.

It was pretty much crap, but Tommy Lee saved the day. The better volcano movie is Dante's Peak, although Pierce Brosnan's quad cab Chevy work truck succumbs to the 1500 degree lava.

The much more likely scenario is that the greater L.A. area, inclusive of Rodeo Drive, will be devoured by hot, molten magma. Didn't you see the movie?

Now, how can I get the car over here to compete in the LeMons for under $500?

He's right about so many things, just not the last

It's a slow build, and then BAM!!!!

If only he ordered three whiskeys the 'German' way, he might have made it back to have another drink with Austin Powers/Wayne.

Found a picture of him, along with his father, brother, and uncle - stupidness must run in the family.

Isn't this the snow course for DirtFish Rally School?

$2!!!

Way too soon.

It's actually penii.

Automatic volume adjustment when you speed up.

When did a 'u' get added to color?

The Brat I drove around in high school on various mudding missions and ferrying me and three of my friends, with surfboards and various gear from Los Gatos, to Santa Cruz when it was still legal to have people in the bed of a truck, logged many, many miles over the windy Highway 17. By the time I got it, the rear

This is one of the missing pictures of who the Captain may have been looking at, allegedly, when he ran that ship aground.

The monitor in my '07 Tahoe has this image. Seems pretty innocent.

At some points he's gotta live it up a little - how 'bout a road trip to Vegas in a whitebread, shit brown painted V6 1982 Camaro? The car would match the boringness of the Broncos offense.