it does! that makes me happy =D

wait, wait, wait...WHAT?!

I love that dress and how she looks in it and her hair and I want all the cakes. Also I haven't slept so I'm emoting a lot right now.

My life.

Also, people go a little different around Christmas. My family doesn't do turkey. We do roast beef and baked ham. However! My family is mostly from Ireland / Wales (except for two of my mom's sisters and seven of my cousins, who were all born in the states) so there are a few extras added. I'm not the biggest mashed…

Let's start at 12 o'clock and go clockwise-

I think the dumplings may be perogies? But IDK. I'm Canadian and from these pictures, our traditions are QUITE different.

GAH that sucks for woods and her growler! The MPAA does this all the time when it comes to females enjoying sex on screen. They leave rape scenes in like theyre going out of style but happy girl sex is a real fuck no with that lot.

Oh, Onion. You do such good things. Why did you have to turn The AV Club into an ugly, cluttered, and wildly disorganized flaming pile of shit?

Should solve the problem of the blue balls of death.

Only if they can find a big enough tarp. No tarp, no love.

Original hussy.

Anyone watched that episode of Nevermind the Buzzcocks with Donny Tourette where he tried waaaaay too hard to be controversial and Simon Amstell just kept putting him in his place? I had a weird flashback to this while reading that Miley Cyrus piece.

It's called "knurd."* It means you need a drink or two just to get to normal.

This is excellent news indeed!

here's a hint: don't click on the Dirt Bag link. that's really so difficult?

Ugh. Can we all just stop using chemical names as scare words? Seriously, things like ketones aren't even fucking chemicals per se: they're just the names of functional groups found in many organic compounds, including things YOUR GODDAMN BODY MAKES.

why didn't she just cheat? boom!

Um, i know Dr. Mrs. The Monarch commented on this thread, but this is about the CHARACTER, not the commenter.

Unless the fans know that the Kimye wedding is the harbinger of the apocalypse (hint: if the vows include "Are you the Gatekeeper?" "Are you the Keymaster?" run!) , I'd go. Probably pretty good eats there.