If only blowing off your birthday party was the worst of it.

That will lit-rally never happen.

Judging by their writing that would be the most depressing BFF threesome ever.

Tangential beauty-related question: Kim K's nails in that engagement pic are squared off. Forever I've been getting my nails done (on occasion) and forever I've been asked if I want them to be filed in a square shape. Since this was the default, I always went with it. But now that look seems dated, like fake acrylics,…

YOU GUYS, Joss Whedon tweeted the best tweet ever and you so didn't cover it. Get your ish together, Jez!

So, I watched Crocodile Dundee the other day for the first time ever and I am perplexed as to how that flick became the 2nd highest-grossing flick of 1986. Anyone who was old enough to see this shit in the theatres back then, please clue me in...

That dude is like a real life Mark Corrigan. When your fuckups reach Mark Corrigan level, or your life resembles his generally, it's time to take a good hard look at things.

It's not just a red flag, it's an exhortation over a walkie-talkie to "cut the red wire!"

Finally. My hair does what it wants, just like me. Now it's cool (please, I was always cool ;P). Are tans out, yet?

Yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup.

This is some Joffrey-level shit.

There is NOTHING better than Halloween specials

I'm not sure who this Dawn Robinson is, but I now think she is ridiculous. Yes, 9/11 was an awful day. But calling it "our planets darkest day". WTF?!? Words fail me in even trying to respond to that.

Yay!!! Time for the Spaced gifs!

From the article: "In Cambodia, China and Indonesia it ranged from one in five to almost half of all men surveyed." I am completely stunned.

That guy won't stop texting my booty. For real, this is ridic. My booty's texting charges for this month are insane. I don't even know what to do. Everything I say or ask falls on deaf ears.

The article about Dave Chappelle accidentally put a photo of Chris Rock instead of Dave...

Also, I'm also pretty disturbed by DC's wink-nudge approach to female-on-male rape. The rape of women is treated badly, but at least they acknowledge it's horrible. But both Nightwing and (slightly more arguably) Batman have been essentially date-raped and it is NEVER dealt with.

Oh you are on the Burt Diet! I am so happy to see that it's working for you!! Congrats and please send me photos of how you look, passed out face down in a pile of empty wine bottle and pizza crusts! I like to put them up next to my own.