Not a man. Am a furniture restorer and upholsterer.

These trends are even more tiresome if you lived through the actual decade when they were in vogue. I didn’t like mid-century modern then, either, when it was just “Danish modern” or “modern”.

It was really weird when friends of mine in their thirties began decorating their newly purchased homes with the same furniture…

If you have an original 50s piece, it’s probably deteriorating. 50 years is a long time. The canvas and leather of that age were repurposed from other industries; the leather treated with some really dangerous chemicals.

Also originals were very short, low to the ground. Modern versions are for taller people, but not…

Take it from someone who has a knack for picking out pricey bottles that somehow still taste like Boone’s Farm Strawberry Hill

Charlie Parker: “If God made anything better than heroin, he kept it to himself.”

Same person?

Another interesting tidbit- 66% of women with children under 18 voted for Jones.

How about have a regular conversation with someone? If you can talk to a woman without bringing up her body, touching her and other creeptastic things, you should be fine. Then again, if you don’t know how to do that.....

How is a business owner decision to pull his advertising dollars from a form of media make him a low rent POS?

Yeah, systemic problems always go away by a small group throwing money at the disadvantaged. That’s bullshit, especially if you actually pay attention to how many players make financial commitments and are heavily involved in charity work. Are you familiar with the Walter Payton award? Have you checked what Kaepernick…

Nobody cares about his decision to pull ads.

It’s the fact that he blamed his company’s shitty sales on the NFL in the first place that’s so patently ridiculous, and also clearly false, considering the Pizza Hut and Digorno, also NFL advertisers, aren’t suffering and have even made public statements specifically on the…

Also, plenty of people in North Carolina hate Duke.

Though there’s some fucked up irony in South Carolina getting something because North Carolina did something regressive.

As seen in a record store in Raleigh, North Carolina.

as a Tar Heel, Duke losing is actually more enjoyable and sexually satisfying than us beating Arkansas

It’s a win that Duke lost, yet a loss that anything from South Carolina won.

If no one on SC had the presence of mind to tell Grayson Allen “Have a nice trip! See you next fall!” then this win should be vacated.

And for the first time since November 8, the US feels a sense of unity.

As for this girl though, come on already. My eyes can’t roll hard enough. This is display for display sake.

that was way too many words to say “if you don’t agree with my narrow world view, you suck.”