Great. Now I’m crying in a McDonald’s. And it's not for any of the usual reasons.

Having respect for transgender people and also believing Kaitlin Jenner may be a phony are not mutually exclusive points of view.

What if teams could stockpile penalty yardage and cash it in later in the game? You could have a 4th-and-long in the fourth quarter and then redeem your 15-yard personal foul from the first quarter. I feel like most Head Coaches’ heads would explode.

This is exactly it. And he has deluded himself, like a lot of Republicans and right-wingers who work in state and federal government, that he’s entitled to everything he gets because he’s working hard. The poors are obviously lazy because if they weren’t, they would at least have a nice middle class job with health…

Paul Ryan’s entire life is an example of “for me, but not thee.”

"Can you dress me in a sack that you have somehow discovered a way to crease?"

There are two wonderful things happening here in this story:

I read my spouse Shade Court every week and now he's started correcting people on their improper use of shade. Kara is doing the Lord's work.

Wow. Real breaking news. How about not being an asshole and just letting it drop. You are a piece of shit for putting this out there. I hope you shit yourself tomorrow. If so, I further hope that someone runs a story about it.

Honestly, not the education a large number of student athletes obtain through scholarship. Look at UNC and the disgraceful academic standards their athletes performed under for years. Obtaining a college education is a full time job. Being a college athlete is a full time job. The training schedule that many…

It seems to be the unpopular opinion, but I agree that it is just unnecessarily cruel. I've spent my entire professional career in colleges and universities (not in athletics) so maybe I am a bit protective of college athletes. This just seems like senseless humiliation for someone who Deadspin would usually point…

There are 136 replies to this. Please tell me that I'm not the only one suggesting that we maybe act like human beings and not make fun of a 20 year old kid who had something hideously embarrassing happen to him on television? Maybe? Just this once?

Agreed! Plus she's pregnant. I feel like messing with pregnant ladies will get you, at the very least, some side eye.

Ain't that just the way it always goes. Taking credit when you can't show receipts.

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Thanks for basically ruining my weekend with this story. Leaving now to take my kids for as much ice cream as they can eat until they barf. Big hugs for them. They are the light of my life.

Get over yourself and your judgment. All children tell stories. Toddlers don't fully understand what "truth" and "lie" is. In a year, she'll understand better. This is excellent parenting. Mom doesn't give the kiddo mixed messages. Sticks to the script.

What was really cute to me was that it didn't seem to me like she was hiding the donut because she thought it would make her mom forget about it. It was because (in my view) she thought the thing that was making her mom mad was being able to SEE the donut, and she was trying to make that better. It was only when the…

This appears to be a very obvious hack. His other messages sounded a little addled and genuinely befuddled. These are obvious, inflammatory trolling.