Mom used to drop my sister and I off at the community swimming pool during summer afternoons. She gave us enough money to get in, plus maybe a little to share a treat at the snack bar.

I suppose how I started my entire career? It wasn’t really shady, I was honest about it.

I graduated from college in 1980. That summer, my longtime boyfriend (now husband) and I went on one of those student tours of Europe. 29 days, 10 countries, bus full of strangers, cheap accommodations. They accepted anyone who signed up, but it was mostly students. Some traveled with one or two friends, one girl came…

Not sure if this counts as doing something to win, per se, but maybe the shadiest—and to this day perhaps smartest—thing I ever did involved permission slips and absence/tardy excuse notes in high school. Starting with my freshman year, any time I missed school for a dentist appointment or because I was sick or…

I kind of hustled some guys in a swimming race. I say kind of because I never actually said I wasn’t a good swimmer. I just let them make their own assumptions. Anyway, I was the only girl in my lifeguarding class, and right from the first start, the two alpha frat-bros in the group and the instructor (a mid-20s…

Yeah, seeing that episode, I was worried that it would be some sort of hit-and-run makeover, merely done for the camera. However, both sisters do have business degrees, so that they are able to maintain the business after the upgrades shouldn’t be surprising. I think it was clear that any changes to the business,…

Can we just admit that Beth Pearson is an amazing goddamn actress? She kept playing “The Good Wife” even after she heard Randall’s message.

Shit like that nonsense Randall pulled on the phone is one reason why the divorce rate is over 50% and why some folk die alone.

Me and Spouse got into an argument about who is right and who is wrong. At one point, i slammed my Sensodyne so hard it did a back flip!

Oh, she needed a running start to plant both of her feet in his ass. Randall...WHAT???!!! The Pearson brothers were a special kind of stupid last night. How are you going to FIX YOUR FACE to talk about HAVING KIDS when we’re in couples counseling, you were drinking in the hospital , LYING about it and you are FOUR…

Bruh....and the door slammed!!! I know Randall was raised in a Caucasian home but both Jack and Willuam would have said not to go home...

Me during that scene followed by “Nigga, what?!”

I came here to drag her ass, but you have so thoroughly dragged her, that I have extra energy 😲 Thank you! 😊

Jess NOT Hilarious

“Jess ‘rather watch a Madea movie’”

Jess NOT Hilarious

I think what people forget now is that the last 10-15 years of his life he couldn’t sell records or tours, he was broke and most people thought he was a freak. He was turned into a saint after he died, but I think lots of people did believe the allegations and pulled away when he was alive.

I was still a child in 1993, so I don’t remember much from the first allegations. However, I remember people defending his super weird and creepy behavior by saying he was too child like himself to understand why anyone would accuse him of abuse. Macaulay Culkin continues to deny that MJ abused him but his description…

People always forget both things can be true. Michael was a pedophile and La Toya was exploiting that for her own benefit. It’s not an either or situation.