To be really sure we should thrown in the Veep too.

If she’s living in a pricey SoHo apartment building I doubt it’s smoke-free according to the building’s bylaws. I could be wrong but even my modest Manhattan condo building, which has all kinds of rules, allows smoking in people’s units. There was no mention of being smoke-free in the offering documents and this is a…

Poor Hillary Duff. I totally get her anguish. I had the same unrepentant piece of shit pot head neighbor that made it impossible to breath in my apartment. Apparently all of the neighbors were suffering but management refused to do shit.

I have the same problem Hillary Duff has. Now that I’ve written that sentence... I have no real problem with pot. I just don’t want to smell it all the time and don’t want my whole house and clothes to smell like it and my kids to breathe it in. I have a neighbor and then this guy who works near by and the both smoke…

A tiny part of me wants to watch live. A somewhat larger part of me wants to sleep in (gonna be out late on Friday night for my birthday!). DVRs were created for occasions like these.

No wonder Meghan knows her way around royalty. Her dad is a fucking drama queen.

Anyone else have this really, really creeping suspicion that Ronan is maybe not guiltless himself? Something about him, maybe that face, has always made me think “this guy has definitely roofied someone at a party before.”

Not conspire. Fucking truth.

Given that private prisons are big business and States have agreements with them to ensure that the prisons remain full, it is in no way a conspiracy theory to conclude that these practices are deliberate. When they make it harder for people to do the things that we know reduce recidivism, it’s quite transparent.

Fun Fact: Pea soup from Andersen’s (mixed with a little bit of oatmeal for texture) was the choice made for Linda Blair’s projectile vomit in The Exorcist. The crew originally tried using Campbell’s soup, but found that the product from Andersen’s had a preferable color and consistency on film.

He literally has no idea what he does not like about the actual deal itself. He only hates two things about it: (1) It was negotiated by Barack Obama and (2) It was not negotiated by Donald Trump. They could hold sham negotiations over the next couple of months, then just copy and paste the current Iran deal into a…

You missed the joke.

Close: Bounce Reynolds.

New Orleans has tried to do something similar (although enforcement....meh), except that they are allowing whole home/apartment rentals up to 90 days per year. So...you skip a few slow weekends and you can basically rent it out all year during weekends when people actually visit and pay big money anyway. In our city,…

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I just can’t believe that Trump repaid a debt to someone!

At this rate, they’re gonna have to concede to the Farrelly brothers.

“The twist should be that women could read men’s minds all along seeing as typically they’re transparent as hell and never miss an opportunity to voice their opinions.”

shirts.

This. In 1997 I found a lump in my left breast. I was 24. The Gyno (female) refused to give me a mammogram and told me that due to my large breaths, it was likely fibroid cysts. She gave me a pap smear and some primrose and sent me on my way. On August 12, 1999 I was adamant that another doctor re-check since the lump…