Just not to his employees.

It’s purely gaslighting. She works hard to curate her public image to be some sort of hybrid Martha Stewart, Gwyneth and Gloria Steinem, when in reality, she’s just her dad in a prettier package.

“Women are once again doing men’s work and getting shit on for it.”

Uhhh it sounds to me like Catherine realized what a nightmare her family was and peaced the fuck out a long time ago. #TeamCatherine.

‘Laxatives are for gross people, mostly fatties, or old people. Coffee cleanses are for people who *care* about their body, their temple, their root chakra’s health! Goop is a wonderful organization that really *gets* me, and respects my health. There’s no reason to smirk like that, Pat, it highlights how unbalanced…

The porgs were added because that island is friggin’ littered with puffins and the filmmakers couldn’t keep them out of the shots, so they just painted aliens over top of the puffins.

I hope they progressively re-route Matt Lauer’s communications to employees lower and lower on the Today totem pole until the phone finally just gets propped up against a lobby plant. His emails should be forwarded to Kathi Lee’s toilet computer or printed and folded into origami birds that get pitched off the…

Nov. 30th: “I’m on Trump’s voter fraud commission. I’m suing it to find out what it’s doing.” By Matthew Dunlap, a member of the Presidential Advisory Commission on Election Integrity, and Maine’s secretary of state.

$284Billion and her first thought is “oh, my Xmas lights” and not “someone done fucked up?”

Usually horseshit comes from a horse’s ass, not sent to one.

Wisconsin Obama—>Trump swing voter.

Was Angela from Oshkosh there???

Spurlock and his ilk are doing exactly what my ex used to do: preemptively come out and admit shitty behavior, verbally and publicly self-flagellate, agree with every assessment critics make about their character so they don’t have to listen, and hijack the conversation to talk about what huge assholes they were, but…

Only $199,000 in a decade? Highly unlikely.

Remember when people laughed at us when we said this administration would move to fascism and destroy democracy in the US?

You totally GET my outrage. That and, I am addicted to these shows now. So, selfish I am. They could let us watch them online. They don’t even have last week’s up.

He has seen a boob in person.

That’s because the jokes aren’t inspired by the need to communicate and connect, like those of actual good comedians. They’re inspired by the need to troll their imagined enemies.

Just a reminder that Pai has a financial conflict that legally prohibits him from even serving on the FCC (Source here: https://www.reddit.com/r/KeepOurNetFree/comments/7jdsev/ajit_pai_has_personal_financial_interests_in/)

Fuck this criminal, I hope he dies in a fire.

It’s always interesting to watch conservatives attempt humor. The references are almost always hilariously out of date, the attempts at self-deprecation are usually painfully forced, and it comes across like they decided to improv the first take and then felt it was comedy gold that couldn’t be topped. It’s like…