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The porgs were added because that island is friggin’ littered with puffins and the filmmakers couldn’t keep them out of the shots, so they just painted aliens over top of the puffins.

I hope they progressively re-route Matt Lauer’s communications to employees lower and lower on the Today totem pole until the phone finally just gets propped up against a lobby plant. His emails should be forwarded to Kathi Lee’s toilet computer or printed and folded into origami birds that get pitched off the

$284Billion and her first thought is “oh, my Xmas lights” and not “someone done fucked up?”

Usually horseshit comes from a horse’s ass, not sent to one.

Wisconsin Obama—>Trump swing voter.

Spurlock and his ilk are doing exactly what my ex used to do: preemptively come out and admit shitty behavior, verbally and publicly self-flagellate, agree with every assessment critics make about their character so they don’t have to listen, and hijack the conversation to talk about what huge assholes they were, but

Only $199,000 in a decade? Highly unlikely.

Remember when people laughed at us when we said this administration would move to fascism and destroy democracy in the US?

You totally GET my outrage. That and, I am addicted to these shows now. So, selfish I am. They could let us watch them online. They don’t even have last week’s up.

I get where you’re coming from here and am in agreement with a great deal of it. I’m currently working on atoning for my past behavior myself. I have a meeting with my AA sponsor tonight to go over my 8th step list, so I am by no means advocating against people being given second chances. People for the most party

Men know rape is a bad word, but think the action of rape is just fine. They refuse to admit otherwise.

He has seen a boob in person.

That’s because the jokes aren’t inspired by the need to communicate and connect, like those of actual good comedians. They’re inspired by the need to troll their imagined enemies.

Maybe now she can grow up to be a civil rights lawyer, and win a bunch of ruinous judgments against stupid-ass municipalities that insist on hiring chickenshit, no-account fools for their police departments.

It’s always interesting to watch conservatives attempt humor. The references are almost always hilariously out of date, the attempts at self-deprecation are usually painfully forced, and it comes across like they decided to improv the first take and then felt it was comedy gold that couldn’t be topped. It’s like

When Lam set up the GoFundMe what was the stated goal? How is the money going to help stop the bullying?

We need to maintain course, whatever the partisans say. Everyone is worked up about Al Franken resigning, but it was the right thing. And you know what - I’d let 40 democratic senators resign if that’s what it took to rid congress of all the rapists in it’s midst. Well meaning folks want to play politics with women’s