“It’s not about guns it’s about mental health”

But were they this drunk?

Goddam, I do NOT miss going out and getting drunk on New Years.

Reporter: Hey Mark, where did you get those earrings?

My dad convinced me and my sisters that “Resident” was a small, hairy person that lived under our house, which was built on a raised foundation. We put all our junk mail on the ground by the foundation’s vent hole, and would get so excited when it was gone next time we checked. “Resident came!”

I’m the liar.

What about fertility clinic disposals? Surely they fall under scrutiny for medical waste disposal?

If you’re not eating something because you don’t like it, then you’re absolutely not who she’s getting at in this article. Chill out, she wasn’t getting a dig at you.

That’s fine and dandy that you just don’t like sugar, (though I don’t think she’s being quite so literal with the cake thing), but I feel obligated to say that what the bathroom scale says is no indication of whether or not a person has an eating disorder. (I’m not saying that you do, of course, but that in general…

“She’ll sleep with anyone”

“Especially for those (of) us in the pro-life movement”

Someone who can do the damn job, imagine that. If only more employers looked for competence instead of looks, in all fields.

Whenever anyone is offended by my words, I’m going to start saying, “I’m sorry, I didn’t think you’d actually listen to me.”

Worst of all? This was the text:

Great read and wonderful approach to this topic as it’s been on my mind in how I reacted to the news. Your article allows us to get back to what really matters and that is the treatment of people and the perception we have going forward.

“usually reasonable burlap sack full of rancid Peeps...” -do you lie awake at night thinking of these? They are simply epic and may get me through the next year with these asshats.

hopefully i’ll just be echoing what everyone else is saying (because it’s the right goddamn thing to point out) but

It’s almost as if refusing to protect trans people didn’t stop straight men from going into womens’ restrooms to assault children there.

It somehow feels even more tragic that she was believed by:

Bob Ross. He sadly passed many years ago, but you can still watch The Joy of Painting. And you can always trust Bob Ross and his happy trees.