I wish all the idiots whining on Twitter were reading the stories. It seems clear that NBC has known Lauer was a skeezebag for years and was ignoring it. Now the tide has turned and it’s no longer good for their bottom line to keep him on so they’re dumping him. Be mad at NBC because they tacitly approved of this shit…

Those two seem to enjoy each other so good on them. (Also, I love Royal Wedding nonsense. There’s no way this isn’t getting live streamed everywhere. I’m there for the wacky hats alone!)

My sib just got the Train your Cat book. Because they think the cat is bored. (The cat is incredibly spoiled so she won’t play with her toys more than a few times. At least she is otherwise relatively well behaved)

I’m wondering if the men in power have been content to do remakes and bro movies while ignoring interesting material from woman/minorities. I can’t believe there isn’t original material out there that wouldn’t be better than yet another Fast & Furious movie.

I thought there was evidence that he’d been bound, beaten and executed. So that doesn’t sound like mortar damage. I’m choosing not to think about exactly what that means though. Shudder. And I cannot understand why more people aren’t pissed as hell over this.

So...religious propaganda? Isn’t that why we all have those weird religion channels in our cable packages? I think I’ve got like 5 catholic channels who are always playing bizarro music videos. Does Amazon really need to promote this shit?

It made my heart hurt. It was bad enough when they butchered Stuart Little and Eloise, but I always thought Ferdinand would be safe. If they do this to Wind in the Willows or Mrs PiggleWiggle I will vomit forever with rage.

The recent Hollywood purge of harassers has me wondering if new people will actually bring in new ideas. Because we all know they’re out there. So maybe stop going for the lowest rung all the time.

NYC is switching (or has switched) over to providing all kids in schools free lunch (and possibly breakfast too). Because there were way too many kids who were skipping their free meals due to stigma. Hopefully other districts will adopt this policy.

Gene Simmons and Trump clearly go to the same toupee maker. Shudder.

Own your age people. I promise you will look loads better than if you try to spackle over the wrinkles. Or have them surgically removed.(although I’d love to know which doctor did Meryl Streep and Sally Field since they’ve retained their appearance despite surgery unlike say, Goldie Hawn)

Aww it’s over? But who will ask penetrating questions about Doug now? Perhaps Jezebel should hire Doug to continue these?

Dammit! Off to write my parents a strongly worded letter. How dare they not be part of the .01%?!

I mean. How do I get a job as a wacky lifestyle guru. Do I just develop a down home accent and start making people turkey hats? Cause I have to say that would be way more fun than my current job. Although I would have trouble keeping a straight face for any of it.

Single serve packets of nuts/trail mix/granola. Like Trader Joe’s “Just A Handful” packets. Less messy than big bins and also a portion control thing. Those little single serve tubs of apple sauce are great, and if it’s hard to keep fruit from going off the juice filled fruit cups aren’t bad either.

The stigma attached to a straight male porn star is fading. Pretty sure it’s still going strong for women and gay men.

The longer you wear a particular fragrance the less you can smell it. So people put on WAAAAAAY too much until they CAN smell it. By that time it’s weapons grade stank to everyone else. Perfumers could point this out often and suggest that people use one spritz maximum. (And Axe can all get dumped in a superfund site)

It says a lot about the kind of person JLD is that all her castmates are so completely in her corner.

Yup. A Dem and an Independent ran both times and split the vote. Le Page won with only 38% of the vote.

I really don’t like open plan. I don’t want to be staring at my sink full of dirty dishes as I’m trying to watch TV.