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Googly Eyed Plush Toy
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I mean it’s a small thing. But it’s indicative of his general lack of, shall we say, everything? On the one hand no one is expecting him not to commit flagrant violations of diplomacy and manners, but on the other you bet your ass that other nations (especially in Asia) are for sure judging the shit out of him. The

Pus not puss.

I got chill pills for ya Governor. They’re anal suppositories with spikes on them. We women thought y’all might enjoy them. Bottoms Up!

Ok. Your line about Doug’s ‘costume’ is going to have me breaking out into giggles at inappropriate moments for the rest of the day. Well done!

That farm was for sale this summer! Maybe it’s still available?

Right? Pretty sure Mother’s engagement ring was birthed in his colon.

Maybe he gets 10% of the grifted profit?

Every single person injured in Vegas should send a copy of every bill they get to their congressperson and senators (and whatever congressional committee deals with healthcare). Every single goddamn page. All the insurance company gobbledegook too.

Halperin seems like a real charmer./s

It’s seriously getting to the point where I want to stomp my lil ol’ lady looking ass into the Congressional chamber and just bitch slap every goddamn idiot I can find in there. I bet I could get a whole hell of a lot of smacks in before I got restrained.

It’s funny. I was just thinking the other day that in some ways we’re losing touch with mortality. This was specifically in regards to the gizmodo article about DIY immunotherapy and everyone in that article was just focused on extending life without thinking about the inevitable. And how there’s this whole toxic

I think we need to run the definition of sexual harassment again. I believe Sorbo was uncomfortable in that situation. And that Versace did push his boundaries by touching him. But the guy made a pass at him, Sorbo declined and Versace dropped it. If this is what Harvey Weinstein, Bill O’Reilly, Trump, Clarence Thomas

Kevin Smith has publicly said he’s giving all further profits from movies made with Weinstein to women’s charities. And he’s said that Weinstein is horrible and gross and that even if he personally didn’t see that behavior it doesn’t mean it didn’t happen.

This scenario actually makes sense. Possibly the only time.

He was rumored to be the guy posting blind items about how Hollywood was pimping out young girls to rich men all over the world(see Lindsay Lohan’s current “yacht girl” career). Which he denied. I don’t believe there was any suggestion that he was participating.

I’m really curious who these chill cats are? Every cat I’ve had would freak the fuck out in a carrier. Non stop crying hissing clawing to get out, plus peeing and pooping. That does not sound like something I’d like strapped to my back.

Even if this psycho somehow saw the pictures he would still insist that down is up. Guys like this don’t change their minds when faced with concrete evidence. (See 9/11 truthers, Sandy Hook Truthers and other assholes)

These fuckers. These shitheels that think the Bible is their guide. They can fuck right the fuck off. Red is not my fucking color and I will not become a handmaid assholes.

I feel like that’s their perennial slogan, they’re just getting better(?) at it.

This is great! I’m a nerd who takes great pride in never having an overdue book. Sure I’ll skip school, skip work, pay bills late etc but an overdue book? The horror! The child librarian of my youth would never allow such indignities.