Great job as always cheetolini. Do you realize you orange dingleberry: this is how you make terrorists. These kids don’t know how many Americans are pulling for them and desperately want to help them. But they know a monolith is stopping them from being safe, warm, fed, clothed...Doesn’t take much of a push from…

Boy. He’s sure butthurt about getting shut down for not answering the goddamn question. Here’s a tip, dumbass: when someone asks for an explanation and you start talking about anything else? We all fucking know you are full of shit. So please, stop wasting our time just cause you think you’ll win the dick measuring…

As an old I remember coming of age when HIV/AIDS was a death sentence and terribly frightening. Then last year one of the teenagers I see said isn’t HIV just like malaria, not that serious? Umm no? I mean malaria, left untreated can kill you but HIV left untreated WILL kill you.

We can duck and cover in the corner together. I thought the pregnancy pics were a bit over the top but this is beyond.

Yeah well as someone who has regularly gotten the senior citizen discount because I have grey hair (I was grey by 30) I gotta say it sucks either way.

So uh, just sitting in the front seat and puking out the window is out now huh? Thank god I grew up in unsafe times. I am an expert window puker to this day. (if I’m a passenger in a car for more than 20 minutes I will most likely be puking. Sadly sometimes even driving doesn’t stop the motion sickness.)

I really rally hope this asshat baker doesn’t win. There are roughly 8 zillion ways to decline business when you don’t want it. This guy could have said any one of those and no one would have sued him. But he had to be sooo self-righteous and “take a stand”. If the court agrees with him it will be a shitshow.

Diana, in graph 9 you state the defense brought witness after witness. I believe you meant the prosecution.

OMG this is the best gif ever. Stealing it immediately.

Upgrade all the way honey :)

OOOOOOOOOOOO you should tell us all!

The NYTimes has a fabulously snarky article on how much of a clusterfuck the Easter Egg Roll will be (no schoolkids or military families have been invited yet, a week out, they ordered less than half of the eggs as last year, they are having less than half the guests as last year and only 1/5 of the volunteers because…

See, I could saying saying it after I sneezed, but after a win probably works better!

Good. I dislike cults of personality. All J Crew has been turning out are things she’d like to wear. Which is always unsustainable in the long run. Also, bring back quality folks. I expect something from H&M or Target not to last. But especially at JCrew prices I expect pieces to last.

The escorts for the EMW clinic have a blog where, among other things, they post pictures and videos of the protesters that clinic patients deal with on a regular basis. It is educational to say the least. And infuriating to see the extremists that are willing to expend so much time and effort on hatred rather than…

I have NO words. I just can’t even. Your poor grandmother!

But Bobby you left out the BEST part! When she calls the cop a fuckhead he says “what?” and then Zeljko Ivanek  says to the cop “don’t say what when she calls you a fuckhead!!” I nearly peed my pants laughing.

I think some of us (lots of us, including me) have disordered eating and are on the ED spectrum. And it’s incredibly stigmatized, like most mental illnesses and addictions. You’re supposed to be able to snap out of it with little to no treatment because willpower and common sense and on and on. I still have zero…

So much about the Oscars mystifies me. Every year they eagerly play off the poor schmucks who just won for best tech geekery but then waste half an hour or more on useless skits like the fucking tour bus? And they somehow screw up the In Memoriam section every year. Every year. I’m not at all surprised that the whole…

On the Grab Your Wallet website they do identify that it’s a board member not CEO. Although they still have Bean’s in their top target list. I was specifically writing Megan so she could correct that particular error in this story. But I agree with you, I should drop a line to the Grab Your Wallet folks too.