Tarvis face

This is the same face an infant makes when you play peekaboo and you ‘disappear’.

Two Hundred Thousand fucking people bought H3s. That’s incredibly scary.

no one is putting racing stripes on toilet paper

This makes me happy.

if your mods make your car unsafe, then no we will not “bugger off.”

As an Audi owner, this annoys the piss out of me. Plus these wheels look hideous on anything!

Bentley badges on fucking Chryslers. It’s not only pointless, it’s classless and those who do this should be ashamed and be publicly ridiculed. Shame!

Avert your eyes, Jalops...

I’d take the Cayman GT4 over the F Type R and 911 however. It just looks fantastic.

For the first 6 months sure...after 2 years. That’s another story.

“Honestly officer, I didn’t even see him.”

Inflation, man.

Some people just show up to look around, and don’t realize they should park elsewhere.

HEELS ON PAINT ALERT

Puke on my evening gown, you little bastard, and I’ll sell you to the Gypsies.

Proximity to the front of the vehicle. Unless they can figure out a way to make the front seat farther away from the front of the vehicle than the back seat, it’s still going to be statistically less safe.

Even with no airbag/disabled airbag it’s more dangerous than the rear seat. For a company that has built its reputation on safety, this seems like a stupid move, even in concept form.

“I am pleased with this arrangement, for now. Buckle me loosely, slave wench, or suffer the wrath of many decibels.”

This is all wrong. First lesson of car seat 101 is to put the baby in the rear seat if at all possible. Surprised at Volvo on this one.