I like it. Better yet, make it some Scooby-Doo/Inception shit.

My sign said "boo-urns"

Turning ones back on the National Anthem is a glorious way of honoring it.  Also, they were saying Boo-Urns.

Wow, it really is just like launch.

I feel bad for the guy. The GM is the one making these trades. They’re collecting a lot of picks for these trades but we all know that means this season is a wash. Not that anyone should expect the Dolphins to make good decisions with those draft picks. I mean, we’ve all seen them play over the last twenty some-odd yea…

Proposing a ballot measure that if Miami goes 0-16 no member of the 1972 Dolphins can ever drink another drop of champagne. 

If you like movies, it’s been the best for quite awhile. It’s just impossible to find anything and the whole layout sucks.

I’m glad that Gemma Chan is getting another shot in the MCU. I’m still mad about what “Captain Marvel” did to her.

It’s only been six months? Bioware managed to cram in a solid two years of disappointment in six months. That’s efficiency in game design right there.

Last time I was in Vegas, the road was indeed covered in leaves.
But all the leaves had pictures of naked women on them. It was absolutely as weird as it sounds.

Palmier.  I had never heard of that pastry until I saw Great British Bake Off. I’m a Texan.

Guys, what if Left Shark wasn’t just screwing up her Super Bowl performance?

“Tonight, YOU!”

Despite the popularity of the Richter magnitude, Sabermetric analysts agree that it’s a distraction from more relevant stats, like:

Damage Done =[(Casualties x 8.91) + (Gas fires + Collapsed structures)*1.19] * Presidential tweets / Population who felt it)]

“I don’t even remember what Kirk’s problems were with it but they’re largely unfounded or at least not terribly relatable for most”

A standard coffee cup is about 150ml, and the average ejaculation volume is 3ml, so you’d need 50 men to produce a cup of semen. If you hired “milkers” who could get each dude off in about 10 minutes, it would take a little over 8 hours to produce one beverage. If you’re paying them NYC minimum wage ($15) this works…

It is huge generalizations like that, which robs the conversation of the nuance it deserves, that continue to stoke the flames of division and intolerance. Just as with this woman, people like you should be held to account for making things worse with ignorant and flippant comments. If you are too lazy to make an…

So if you’re frustrated with a woman taking advantage of you or doing something awful, it’s acceptable to just say “women are trash”?

It’s not called “Faze Clan.” That would just be silly. Come on, now.

How very soccer to have the result of the request for comment be nil-nil-nil-nil-nil-nil-nil-nil-nil-nil-nil-nil-nil-nil-nil-nil-nil-nil-nil-nil-nil.