He’ll be fine, Denver's the perfect place to spark up a Bol.

WHAT THE FUCK

Pfft, plus they don’t even taste like grapes! WTF, false advertising! They’re vomit nuts suitable only for hardened criminals, children between the ages of 6 mos and 5 years (the sociopath years), and people who pronounce foreign words with a foreign accent (but not the rest of the sentence).

This week, on: How to Read Life in Aggro! (A weekly series where I spend way too much time talking about a webcomic people used to say was really hard to read!)

Hate to say it, but D&D made the right decision and maintained a holistic vision for the show’s ending. Excellent direction would have been jarring alongside piddle-poor writing.

And sky high housing costs.

Or that the buying experience is still a giant antiquated pain in the ass. 

Or an entire generation hitting the job market with loads of debt. 

Or 84 month auto loans.

I’m sure declining sales have nothing to do with the $37,000 average car price.

Don’t worry, in 12-18 mos. Google will forget about it as well.  

I’m not gonna lie, I COMPLETELY FORGOT about Google’s entry into the gaming space.

Competitive Fortnite E-sports is just the dumbest damn thing in the world.

“Hey, Steve, how did the man who survived pancreatic cancer through homeopathy cross the road? Give up? In a coffin. Because he’s dead. You get it? Steve? Steve? Where are you going? I’ve got more jokes.”

You know how much blocking went into getting a dragon to lift off at just the right moment when Daenaryaearyasreas was walking into frame?

loading what, you ask? well, stuff!

Counterpoint:

so much of this movie is plotholes.