They are the last people responsible for “aiding and abetting a predator’s career.” Behind producers, agents, and entire studios that actually, verifiably enable predators.

That’s what it means to be a professional, like Kate Winslet, who stars in Allen’s latest uncomfortably autobiographical movie and has absolutely nothing to say about the allegations, thank you very much.

He’s not wrong.

It means their reporters had better stand for the goddamn national anthem.

I’m looking forward to his next project. I heard it focuses on when he played Street Fighter growing up and the impact Dhalsim had on him.

Two Worlds, One Cup.

“We forgot that we can sell much of our pre-owned stock of games between now and the holiday shopping season. So we’ll resume the program once we have more money and fewer used games to rent.”

Hmmm. New business model. Mobile strip club. “Be ridden while riding” is the tagline.

I thought the correct terminology was “purrito.”

What about older women going after younger men? Same thing....oh, wait never mind - that’s a different standard.

Eyewitness reports: comedian still telling jokes. More at 11.

Again I feel like a lot of this interpretation is simply looking for a message you wish to be found.

The rich do not need to know how to spell. They simply pay Merriam-Webster to change the dictionary.

Only 4? You must be what they call “new money”.........

No, you fucking peasant. If you had “fuck you money”, you would buy four of these and have their drivers meet you at the final destinations when your private jet lands there. Done with that location? Fly to the next one, where your other Phantom with its other driver picks you up.

But according to The Root, we’re supposed to be rooting for Mayweather because McGregor is a racist. What do we do now?

The last time I can remember when black people were recruited en masse for new job opportunities, it didn’t go so well.

His finishing move is “The Safe Space” in which he runs his opponent over from inside his Prius.

Eat, sleep, train.