His dead body would like a word...

I’d love a post like this for men’s fashion. Sort of a comfy business casual thing. I work as a Director of Nutrition for a public school system. At times I am in meeting with the superintendent, other times I have a hairnet of and am mixing mashed potatoes. I was told that I need to dress professionally, but it get…

I’ve seen this romcom before. KD and Rihanna’s fight make them realize that the only thing worse than how they feel about each other is how they feel WITHOUT each other. They eventually fall in love and end up getting married. Jeff Van Gundy, still obsessed with Rihanna, tries to interrupt the ceremony but ends up…

- The fact that a man thinks he [can] judge my arms pisses me off

If she were a man, she would’ve sat out two seasons.

“I Call On All Civilized Nations To Join Us In Seeking To End This Infinitely Scrolling Blog Disaster”

Finally.

Man I can’t believe you forgot to mention ______! I mean it’s not perfect but it’s certainly not terrible!

This is the part where you tell me some obscure game I’ve missed that is not terrible.

I mean, they have to assign a value to insure it, right? A company isn’t going to be like, “Yes, that’s worth infinity dollars.” :P

Is it really priceless when it’s insured for a specific value?

Negative comment regarding Mass Effect: Andromeda.

Followed by another press release from hockey USA

then they are intersex, just like transgender people are transgender. A trans woman is a trans woman, and a trans man is a trans man. Not sure why that’s so hard for you to understand.

I think everyone should be treated fairly but transgender people are exactly what they are and that’s transformed. They’re not the same as a woman who was born that way and accepted their gender no matter what society made them think. That is a real woman and you slight them by comparing them to a person who is…

I dunno much about the birbs, but have you seen this cute, derpy shark?

Well you see, seeing dicks might make you gay, and we can’t have that.

Let’s not even talk about this specific Rachel case for a second, and instead go with a hypothetical, because metal-burner’s train of thought has got my mind going a little bit:

Why drink whiskey when there's LSD?