Knowing Winona as I do, it’s gotta be shoplifting.

This is the first thing I see when I open the internet today. Who knew a 15 year old from Iowa could give me such joy on my birthday? I feel like Jared Fogle.

This gives a bad reputation to LSD users everywhere. I’ll have you know I crash my car, strip naked, and run near children ALL the time and I never drop acid.

Upon learning that Ralph was from New Jersey, the arresting officer, Shane Borba said, “Everything adds up” and released her.

Probably not the reaction anyone expected from mixing acid with some bases.

“Masturbation Warrior”?

only clicked because i thought from that thumbnail george rr martin was celebrity snacktaku host.

All they had to do was buff auto rifles...

If you buy this limited edition Destiny PS4, you’ll also receive all of the content from the beginning up until the Taken King DLC.

They ordered to go.

Oh they’d find something to complain about.

My reaction..

Accused of a crime he says he didn’t commit. He promptly escaped a maximum security stockade to the Los Santos underground. Today, still wanted by the government, he survives as a soldier of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find him, maybe you can hire the A-Cheater.

Not everyone has enormous boobs. I don't, for example.