She has a Harvard Degree and during her Harvard Education she made notable contributions to a Harvard White Paper on the Middle East.

I hope no one is surprised: Most offenders are victims of a crime before they enter the criminal justice system. We criminalize certain kinds of victimhood and certain kinds of poverty.

HOW IN THE EVER LOVING FUCK DO YOU JUSTIFY ARRESTING A TEENAGER FOR FUCKING PROSTITUTION? Oh! You can’t legally have sex, but you can definitely be held responsible for older creep show fucking abusive weirdos paying you for sex you CANNOT LEGALLY FUCKING HAVE?

Um, according to several studies, Americans are WAY more productive than we used to be, but its the corporations/CEOs who are the only ones seeing that sweet extra cash, not the workers.

It’s the classic canard too. He explains every economic problem as an issue of dependency, which always lets big business off the hook. I mean, the idea of a living wage is gaining traction and boy, those hard working republicans wouldn’t want to see that.

Shut your stupid fucking mouth, you trust fund, nepotistic, born into privilege, entitled, condescending, disingenous, pretending to be Mexican, piece of shit.

Being born into wealth never stopped him from claiming he worked hard for what he has.

If I’m being honest, she annoys the shit out of me and I’m pretty sick of hearing about her, but whatevs ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I want to find her funny but her casual racism is fucking gross and her non apology was super gross and I hate how she’s always wearing over the knee boots because they never go w her outfits.

I honestly didn’t watch it, and although I agree, Amy Schumer’s casually racist jokes make it impossible for me to like her. Her watered down non-apology made it even worse. You weren’t playing a character, you were pandering to your privilege and that’s weak ass comedy and I’m not here for it.

He’ll always be the guy who (inadvertently or not) kicked off the destruction of serial rapist Cosby. For that, he’s great.

Am I the only one who thinks Amy Schumer is overrated?

I would like to point out the Moriartysringtone is correct in her statements.

HOW FUCKING DARE YOU TRICK ME THIS IS V UNCANADIAN OF YOU

AND I’M NOT EVEN AMERICAN!

Hannibal Buress > Amy Schumer

I hate when the North gets aggressive about my desire to own and kill other people because of the color of their skin like, god. I’m a racist murderer, but I have rights, yaknow?

Here y’are. Poop names in red.

It warms my heart to know bigots and Confederacy sympathizers can pat themselves on the back for doing the bare minimum. I guess the entire country can go back to forcing us to jump through hoops to vote, alienating us economically and being unjustifiably fearful of us all while recording vines of yourselves…