The problem is that Iowa’s Steve King (US House Rep from IA) says exactly the same shit all the time, and Iowa’s first up in the caucus/primary calendar, so all the GOP candidates are going to (stealing a phrase from Igloo Australia) suck his asshole 24/7.

I am currently sitting at a restaurant bar waiting for dinner, and the idiot next to me is talking about how this piece of shit would be the best thing for our country. I might stab him with my steak knife if he doesn’t shut up. Will post pics.

You read my mind. My initial thought was “Water is wet. The sun is a mass of incandescent gas. Whole Foods is horribly overpriced.”

::raising hand:: Yes. There is honestly nothing wrong with that reaction. That was MY reaction.

I KNOW. Glamorous graduate school life? They’re also going to need some footage of me eating ramen in a shithole studio apartment, and, like, renewing my glamorous bus pass.

If I think about all the time we spend IMing and calling and skyping, he couldn’t possibly also be married, right?

also, HE IS CLEARLY MARRIED and she STILL doesn’t get that at the end, which is mind-blowing. like, thats not an engagement party, sweetie.

I came here to say something similar! It’s like the hallmark of forced “colorblindness.”

If you have them, try to find a Fiesta. They have better produce than HEB. We had one in Austin.

That’s what I want to know. I figured this was common knowledge.

I read something recently that it was less about them actually getting the nomination and more about staying relevant / in the public eye. I think they are all hoping to parlay attention into something like what Sarah Palin had for awhile there.

I read your first paragraph, though “Well, obviously this person doesn’t live near an HEB”, and then read your second paragraph!

I’ve noticed an uptick in weirdly defensive pieces about how shopping at Whole Foods isn’t that bad or that costly. Often with long justifications of how you just need to sniff out the deals. I assume these people don’t ever shop with young children.

Oh, you mean the fucker who designed shackle-sneakers for a line predominately-black demographic? That Jeremy Scott?