When Mother Nature sweeps her pandemic scythe across the fields of the human race, the remnants of the other species of this world will stand and cheer our demise.

I’m sure its just a weird effect from the camera angle, but does anyone else think it looks like he doesn’t touch third?

In my college days, my buddy Josh got a call on his silver Motorola that we all had. The ringtone was the theme from Law & Order. It was one of the funniest things I’ve ever heard.

To be fair, the Yankees have shown a willingness to change their minds about honoring certain historic numbers. Just ask Alex Rodriguez.

D.B. Pooper

The Browns know they are going to be bad. You can turn it around pretty fast in the NFL, but you need a little bit of basic talent. The Browns seem to have finally become self aware enough to understand that they do not have that. What they do have is $100,000,000 in cap space this year. They looked around and did not…

Lucky parking space, my ass.

“... hit a set of spike strips going 115 MPH, subsequently barreled off of the road and into a drainage ditch, launched the truck into the air and landed on a car parked at a restaurant” 

There is no good reason for keeping OJ locked up

It’s not “Islamaphobic bullshit” to merely admit that radical Islamists commit terror attacks. He doesn’t attack Muslims as a whole at all, but he doesn’t bury his head in the sand and ignore facts either.

That’s so unbelievably awkward I’m having secondhand embarrassment.

Because it’s hard to see into those squinty ass eyes and see that there’s no soul inside there.

“Leaking” oh so you’ve heard about the contents?

This Pats fan admits that is a solid burn.

I guess the bright side is that Brady’s historical destiny is to be the American Max Schmeling.

I’m aware it never reached production...or will....ever, but I feel that the world couldn’t be any worse for wear if it contained a lifted, RWD, 3-door hatchback with a manual transmission...available in brown, ideally.

The football hall of fame is dumb. He should be in just for this.

Vaguely on-topic anecdote about TO: about 4 or 5 years ago I was on a cross-country flight for work and was sitting on the aisle, across and one row behind TO in a small business class section, were very few people could see anything he did on the flight. About an hour into the flight he’s asleep and this kid, about…

We’re done here.