Ha, reminds me of the time I was trying to break up a stupid bar fight. Got the guys separated but one dude was still acting crazy, so crazy in fact he punched the goddamned wall. I proceeded to step right up to his face like a total badass, and just calmly said, “Boards don’t hit back.”

Maybe even more badass than Belgian mall guy.

Perhaps Obama should have taken fewer golfing trips and spent more time promoting his agenda. Then all this wouldn’t be “last minute”. Of course the administration was rock solid secure in their belief that the heir apparent would be crowned without a hitch.

The only snaps Romo’s worried about are his neck and spine.

Holy cow! He was really Russian through that airport!

Dog’s even got the white “gloves”.

Isn’t Hogan, like Edelman, a former QB? It’s clear to me that Belichick is converting these athletic QBs into WR so that in this offense they can read defenses along with Brady to find these holes. Is any other team doing anything like this? Obviously natural WR are capable of doing this (Moss was mentioned elsewhere…

Eh, just get him to sprinkle some Old Bay into a Natty Bo and chug it down, and Marylanders won’t be able to buy his jersey fast enough.

He buys American cars and clothes, puts cheese on everything, won’t eat European food other than spaghetti, lives on a ranch, flies a helicopter to work and goes to the dentist for cosmetic work. You really can’t get more American. I can also guarantee he knows more about American history than most Americans...…

The problem with The Ringer happened in it’s inception. When Simmons, Fennessy, Ryan, and Litman sat down to conceive the site, I feel like they fundamentally misread the marketplace. The idea that people want shorter, lighter, more disposable content to read on their phones might be true across the internet, but it’s…

The righteous, reflexive indignation aimed at anything Bill Simmons utters or (infrequently) writes these days makes me laugh. I’m old enough to remember when Bill Simmons was nearly universally hailed by those who mattered as the best, most innovative voice for the times as the interwebs came of age. His brand of…

Knowing the Patriots (and the Browns), Collins is probably riddled with tapeworms, cocaine, or a combination thereof.

I want to tell her to calm down but then I think about the seething existential rage I experience at people that walk three wide in hallways and amble, or left lane hogs, or people that take too long to use the sugar/cream station at Starbucks, or people that forgot the form at the Post Office, or try and get on the…

Snitches get stitches in the stands then I guess? I’d have thought someone would have sat on the guy. I mean, they know you can’t do that, right?

I HATE having to buy a new vacuum every year or two!

Yeah, but those ladies still pay the uterus tax, which means their athleticism is simply not the best. No offense and I totally support ladies’ sports, but it’s not competitive with guys.

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At least he went out doing what matters, playing in a pre-season game.

Hey, the English have been punching the Irish for hundreds of years, and suddenly now it’s not okay.