Reminds me of a quote from some article on internet fight videos that I read many moons ago. Something like, “When your opponent puts his chin low, his hands high, and takes an athletic stance, you may have answered the question of the day wrong."

I prefer to think of Montana roads as a quantum superposition of two states.

I deserve that.

I like Simmons and I like Deadspin’s attacks on him. It is all good.

I have come to the conclusion that “what car” questions are fun debate starter kits but otherwise useless. This is because no car choice comes unburdened from the chooser’s underlying deeply-held philosophy of car ownership. And by philosophy, I mean of course religion, because everyone is free to have their own but…

Now to persuade Jim Tomsula to move out of the big suitcase.

Some people can’t help invading your space due to size, and that’s just the risk you take when you fly.

Ok, then maybe they need to do suicides before shooting free throws. Look at successful free throw shooters, see what they do. I think it was Diana Terasi would shoot them until she made 50 straight. I can’t believe big men would only shoot poorly because it took them too long to get training, which frankly would be…

As a partner in a dual-income, child-free, household... I will get out of bed whenever I feel like it this Saturday, and make us both a nice breakfast/brunch... probably with booze. I will contemplate your great sufferings, middle-class parents - possibly after engaging in living-room sex.

They have a 15-month-old son

I’m convinced that this is why some parents are so rabid about hounding child-free folks to reproduce. It honestly never occurred to them that not having kids was an option, and they don’t want someone else to “get away with it”.

If dude could bench 600, he could have picked her up in her desk and carried the whole thing out.

That’s a nice “plausible deniability” stance, but I’m not so sure it’s seated in reality.

Well, there are the 30 for 30s and his basketball book is probably top 5 of basketball history books. I think there is still room to appreciate the non-talking head version of Simmons as a creator of interesting long form presentations.

I’m impressed with anyone from Arkansas whose family tree has a straight branch two generations long.

An unwritten rule in baseball is that you only run into the guy if he seems like a young man who needs an attitude adjustment.

I suuport Harrison’s stand against Big Trophy

“So the player is being punished under a provision that didn’t exist for having a previously undefined standard of knowledge about a situation that hasn’t been proven.”

Oh, well if he’s immortal, I guess it’s not that big a deal.

Lowest point in his career since Val Venis banged his sister.