If CA is serious about people using their “fair” share, then instead of penalties, charge on a sliding scale that is exponential instead of linear. Even the rich will feel the pain at some point.

I used to work for the tabloids, so it’s not a question of if I have a story, but which one I tell the Jezzies.
There was the time Dave Navaro refused to be interviewed unless I gave him a blow-job. He had just married Carmen Electra.
There was the time on a red carpet that a very drunk Gary Busey asked me how, a…

I hope your asshole writes a bestseller countering all of your dick’s accusations, and that the two of them become embroiled in a decades-long media feud.

Who at ESPN is going to talk about the Harden trade now??

Simmons showed me something with his reaction to that disaster story about the transgender doctor. He owned that fuckup from top to bottom and wrote one of the best apology columns ever. Whitlock would have waddled over women, children, dogs and gerbils to get out of the way of that.

To be fair, though, Lyla was pretty awful. God, they could never get writing her character right.

Jupiter once caught Mars flirting with Io. To teach him a lesson he left a cigarette burn to remind Mars not to mess with his bitches.

I have 22 years of retail behind me, 19 of those as management. 15+ years with Sam's Club and 7 with Dick's Sporting Goods. Last year just before X-mas I handed in my two weeks notice and now I'm doing game development.

The tension for me as a writer is doing it without exposition – totally upping the ante on cognitive dissonance – and simultaneously risking losing a fairly large part of the readership. Whether you lose them or not depends on something Samuel Delany talks about. [He says] reading rigorously written science fiction…

In case any of the victims of the crimes I committed to go to prison are reading this, allow me to apologize and assure you that I am not ignorant of the damage I caused. I've been robbed myself; I know it is scary. You could not have known how unwilling I was to hurt anyone and it pains me to think that I even scared…

Guys, I know everyone's going to laugh and say that boy isn't a victim at all. But he is. He really is. He's now been high fived to death. Show some sensitivity.

At this point I've accepted the idea that we're all fucked and have moved on to wanting things to get REALLY fucked really soon so I can bleat "I told you so" as I'm devoured by forest fires and erupting clouds of methane.

I dunno... I'm still smarting from Mark's turn as Kenneth in Safety Not Guaranteed. The story was motivated by Kenneth's belief that he could change the past, and the effect that belief had on those around him. Then at the very end it turns out he really can time travel; it just ruined it. Of course it's not really…

Can't stand that look, or the tags and stickers still on it. What are they doing? Trying to preserve the resale value?

Like a houseguest. Marvelous at first and full of possibilities, but if left unsupervised for too long, they can be a real pain.

I'm a fully licensed pediatrician. Here's me with one of my favorite patients:

Tor is open source software. I have more faith in the wisdom of highly technical crowds than I do in the technical competence of the federal government. The NSA gave contractors nearly unfettered access to their entire network infrastructure and did so with no way to effectively audit what they were accessing and no…

All You Need Is Kill is a truly great title, and it says a lot about the way movies get made that they didn't realize this during production. It's a mistake that reeks of group-think skittishness and over-analysis; the kind of soul-sucking process that results in the idiotic overuse of colons and never-ending reboots…

As a resident of the great state of South Carolina—epicenter of the War of Northern Aggression—I must point out that Mr. Montgomery broke the first law of SC automobiling: minorities, especially imposing and colossal ones, have no place talking to police officers, especially dimwitted and…