I prefer to think of Montana roads as a quantum superposition of two states.

Damn. Seemed to be a nice kid.
Rest in peace, dude.

What a god damn shame.

Despite high adoption of the Safety Interrupt API by the Internet at large, there has been a low usage of the API to stop runaway Artificial Intelligences.

I deserve that.

I like Simmons and I like Deadspin’s attacks on him. It is all good.

Justice for Brandon Routh!

When I was I was a kid and watched Christopher Reeve as Superman, I came out of the theater thinking I could fly over all the buildings around me. I jumped into the air because he activated something inside me that spoke to a higher aspiration of self.

I have come to the conclusion that “what car” questions are fun debate starter kits but otherwise useless. This is because no car choice comes unburdened from the chooser’s underlying deeply-held philosophy of car ownership. And by philosophy, I mean of course religion, because everyone is free to have their own but…

Now to persuade Jim Tomsula to move out of the big suitcase.

Some people can’t help invading your space due to size, and that’s just the risk you take when you fly.

Ok, then maybe they need to do suicides before shooting free throws. Look at successful free throw shooters, see what they do. I think it was Diana Terasi would shoot them until she made 50 straight. I can’t believe big men would only shoot poorly because it took them too long to get training, which frankly would be…

Warren Ellis’ quasi-supernatural crime procedural ‘Gun Machine’ would adapt perfectly into a 3rd season.

As a partner in a dual-income, child-free, household... I will get out of bed whenever I feel like it this Saturday, and make us both a nice breakfast/brunch... probably with booze. I will contemplate your great sufferings, middle-class parents - possibly after engaging in living-room sex.

They have a 15-month-old son

I’m convinced that this is why some parents are so rabid about hounding child-free folks to reproduce. It honestly never occurred to them that not having kids was an option, and they don’t want someone else to “get away with it”.

If dude could bench 600, he could have picked her up in her desk and carried the whole thing out.

That’s a nice “plausible deniability” stance, but I’m not so sure it’s seated in reality.

I used to like my coffee with milk and sugar but then I got a vaccine shot and now I like it black and have autism

See, I get that “the man” is saying the char isn’t good for us now. But think about how our parents (and theirs) grilled steaks. My dad used an old Weber kettle grill and lit his briquets with lighter fluid, then charred those steaks to burnt because 1960s/1970s. We ate them happily, and my dad just turned 70 last…

Lowest point in his career since Val Venis banged his sister.