Do you want some more drawings instead?

The Tomb of the Unknown Folder.

Only in baseball can someone show gratitude by tipping his hat and then giving himself an over-the-pants handsy.

The AZ Cardinals have a great Spanish language radio crew. They know the game well, and make it ridiculously exciting. And I say this not being fluent in Spanish.

thats a clothing donation bin for a local charity......its taking up half the stall so really the truck was just doing its best.

So is that the Red Sox Mistakes/100 words or our team ERA?

The fucking LeBrons or whatever

I hope so! Let’s come up with their couple nickname!

I was relieved to learn the headline was discussing two completely separate topics.

Do it.

GODDAMNIT WHY DOES TARGET HAVE TO LEAVE CANADA NOWWW

I was there last night, it's like a ghost town. Stuff strewn everywhere, empty shelves.

And someone pooped in the aisle.

Someone.

p. o. o. p. e. d.

in the

Most dudes go home and beat off after pretty much any encounter with a female. I've been flying half-mast all day since the drive-thru lady asked if I wanted a receipt.

That's mildly disturbing at first glance.

what is a kinfolk

Dibs on "I'm Comfortable Hating Myself, But Thanks Anyway" because the idea of anyone penning another #lovingyourself how-to is making me puke a little. Self-hate is pretty healthy imo.

Even the women of Fox News are pissed.

I'm happy Gronk is a thing.

I already posted about this once, but... I dated and fucked a guy who would stand up on the bed to switch positions. And that wasn't the weirdest part - he'd keep thrusting. He had a slight belly and serious sexing face, so he looked not unlike an angry bee with his dick as the stinger.

I've said it before, and will continue to say it: Please, from all the nurses out there, if you're going to shove something in one of your holes, just tie a goddamned string around it first!