I say this with sincere love: This was x-posted to Deadspin, wasn't it?

It's almost like they were making a joke of it. Almost.

motion to include "sweater puppies"

Hmm...finishing fast never seems like a successful strategy for me.

Most likely it's a matter of philosophy.

The haircut says "I dig chicks" while the mustache says "did you not fucking hear the haircut?"

Well, Atlanta has been missing a prick on the field since McCann left.

I saw some asshole comment on Twitter that this girl shouldn't be allowed to play Little League because she'd be a distraction. As if there aren't a million other distractions to Little Leaguers, such as: 1, I can hear my mom yelling at me! 2, Hey that cloud looks like a wiener! 3, How many marbles can I fit in my…

A slumpbuster is the waitress you pick up at the wafflehouse after a good night of drinking.

And God said, "Let there be 'like... like's." And there were 'likes'. And God saw that it was bad.

It's complete racism. Jim Harbaugh is a fucking loon and goes crazy at least a few times a game when plays don't go his team's way. Sherman reacts to a dude stuffing him in his face with a palm so he gets a lot more leeway from me.

One day my prince will cum

Well, that's enough Internet this year...

Wantok, the female tree kangaroo :)

I'm friends with a few Hooters girls and they absolutely love working there. I know some dude bought one of them a cruise that he didn't even go on. (fuck that, all implications aside, I'm going with her if I paid for it)

Ugh... Plastic bags... They were a step above the Eggs.

I thank you for your service.