This has been pissing me the fuck off. I live in Atlanta and I love how everyone here is getting all butthurt because they're moving the it out of the "true city" and all of this dumb shit. Why are we all pretending the Ted is in a good place? It is in a wasteland. It's in a poor, dangerous part of town, no parking,…

I bet this guy microwaves stale bagels and fucks them while crying.

I had to look really hard at the arm of the lady there on the bottom left.

Actually, they have redesigned the uniforms since the 1980's. When Hooters first started in 1983, the girls wore high-waisted orange jogging shorts similar to the ones they wear today (not as costume-y looking though). Biggest difference was the crop t-shirts which, ironically, didn't really show off the actual…

I think...I think they came in plastic baggies? Real classy.

If you think you're itchy now, imagine the feet part of the tights crammed into fluffy, heavy socks crammed into industrial issue Sketchers (yes, Sketchers!) shoes. Ugggh thinking about it makes my toes curl. In a bad way.

Real Talk. I worked at a Hooters when I was 19 (and had a body yet unmarred by...the weird footless tights they make you wear that you buy in the bathroom for $4 OF YOUR OWN MONEY, GOD).

....wow, thank you. You legitimately answered my question.

Seriously though. How do they do this. I need an absolutely serious explanation.

AM I THE ONLY WOMAN IN THE DAMN WORLD WHO HAS NEVER BEEN BOTHERED AT THE GYM?!

I like Skyline Chili :(

You are a great writer and I enjoyed reading this and filling my terrible heart with nice things. Carry on.

Well shit. That's what it is isn't it.

I can't NOT cry. I have absolutely no control over my emotions when it comes to happy dad videos. What the hell is wrong with me.

As a Nats fan in Braves country, this was sweet, sweet tasty revenge. Today I am subsisting only on this town's sadness and it will be like a luscious Thanksgiving dinner. Hate on the Nats all you want, I won't care. But Braves fans have been a special brand of asshole lately and watching them choke on their own…

I love you Chris Kluwe. Make me your wife's sister wife.

We get it. Ladiiieez, none of you are "that kind of girl!" Psh, what, like the whole world obsesses over weddings but me, right? Am I the ONLY WOMAN IN THE WORLD who isn't constantly thinking about her imaginary wedding? I never bought into this "fairytale princess" crap! That's everyone else but me!

SUPERBAUGH. That's it. That's the one.

If you guys haven't fucked this up, Pulitzer.

As far as portrait tats are concerned, this is pretty legit. To think how disastrous it could have been...