Two cheeses enter, one cheese leaves.

Tell me more about this “cheese dome” ...

Me: “Hey! When will my Samsung device get the latest Android OS?”

can’t cross...a golf course

Their feud started when Rand Paul stole his neighbor’s backup dancers. There’s been a lot of bad blood since then.

This is gold, nothing tops letting imbeciles make imbeciles of themselves in public.

I see someone hasn’t had the pleasure of a Kale-Y Salad

Never forget!

I never shower at the gym. I live 10 minutes away and am usually going right back home after my class.

Carson: I’m sorry, but I could not remove the tumor from your brain. You only have months to live.

i talk to my dad who still lives in pittsburgh twice a week, and when i have nothing to say i bring up them adding bike lanes to the city. then he can rant about them being usable three months a year and who rides a bike anyway they are always in the way, while i watch tv on mute for 10 mins.

The biggest EVAR!

The Portnoy system just doesn’t have the same success rate though.

Even Dennis Reynolds thinks this guy is a fucking creep.

Whoa. Creepy. Bring back true scary stories contest, Jezebel!

Bryant Blames Receiving Woes on Good JuJu

John Lackey Blame Odds

Damn near cried tonight. I know they still need to lock down 2 more wins, but this was the biggest hit of my Dodgers fandom (I was 2 in 1988). To finally have a playoff highlight in at least the LCS that I can cling to and remember, that sure felt good after annual heartbreak or 0-2/1-1 deficits (1-1 is a deficit in…