Thanks for letting us know which jokes are acceptable.

One of the few times when the over/under in Vegas is obvious.

I’ll tell you when I’ve had enough!

Michael Jackson didn’t just sit around, being black all the time, and he was beloved the world over.

Wow, Oakland can’t even keep their Civil Rights attorneys from heading to Vegas.

If he didn’t run while being black this wouldn’t have been an issue. While we’re at it, why did he choose to be black anyway? He should take some responsibility for his actions.

You know, I wasn’t sure I’d enjoy this new ‘barbecue cuckholding’ genre of porn, but I think maybe I do?

This is not how you learn how to do a split:

Gotta pay the Bear tax bros. Fact of life.

It’s hysterical how the announcer was condemning the entire Dodgers organization, like it was Dave Roberts was signaling the pitcher to hit Siri while Farhan Zaidi nodded his head in approval.

This is gospel, all of it.

Chris Christie is Augustus Gloop mixed with Veruca Salt

Try Army & Navy Surplus.

That corner A bombsite HE nade tho

“Please...thats our job.” -Nats.

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Auto sales has no place for you and your math skills. :D

Shoulda made a TIFO