If you get pissed off by a comic strip, make a Family Circus dotted line path into traffic.

I was saying a-BOO-ndanza

“I’ll have what he’s having”

Shaq: “Also put cheese around and inside everything.”

I imagine it’s the name of the guy in the Looney Tunes cartoon that owned Belvedere.

My body is ready.

Get an Euro spec switch. On my R32, I even added the rear fog lamp.

My GTI does. I use them when pulling into parking spaces at night where my lights would shine into a window. Only problem is, my GTI also has fairly bright LED DRL’s which only turn off when you pull the parking brake so I can’t be quite as neighborly as I would like. I do pull the handbrake once I’m stopped but…

Fun fact: in an effort to have them overlook the doping scandal, the Russian Federation first tried to bribe the IOC officials. When they flat out refused the bribe, the Russians the offered to make a generous “donation” to the next IOC charity ball, to which the IOC responded: “We don’t have balls.”

Coldstone.

No sacks for the Steelers. If only they’d had a linebacker who could get back there....

“I’m out.”

“If I wasn’t Jamaican, then why would I wear this hat?”

If Trump is unpopular, why does this cat look like this? If liberalism is popular, why does this cat look like this?

Maybe, but I’m more convinced it was Obama.

If I recall correctly, Track was stationed out of Fort Wainwright, Alaska and never saw combat. He did that for two years and was discharged and did recruiting for the National Guard for 2 years. I’m not saying it was easy, but it sure beats being shot at. Also, if the rumors are true, he has forced into service or he…

As a large man, I learned long, long ago that gravity is my enemy when a branch broke and I landed, back first on a tree root in my friend’s back yard. So now I do all my climbing never.

A Power Wheels Jeep that Rex Ryan customized.

This is the equivalent of trading in a 16 year old Toyota pick-up truck for a previously returned Power Wheels Jeep from Toys R Us.