If you get pissed off by a comic strip, make a Family Circus dotted line path into traffic.

My pair of Logitech G433 were broke before I even got them out of the box. Sure, it can be a one-off, this happens with just about everything, but damn it felt like cheap plastic to start with combined with being broken that’s a big janky headset.

I was saying a-BOO-ndanza

JUST LIKE YOUR MOM

Half-Life 3...

“I’ll have what he’s having”

Shaq: “Also put cheese around and inside everything.”

That reminds me of

I imagine it’s the name of the guy in the Looney Tunes cartoon that owned Belvedere.

My body is ready.

Get an Euro spec switch. On my R32, I even added the rear fog lamp.

My GTI does. I use them when pulling into parking spaces at night where my lights would shine into a window. Only problem is, my GTI also has fairly bright LED DRL’s which only turn off when you pull the parking brake so I can’t be quite as neighborly as I would like. I do pull the handbrake once I’m stopped but…

Fun fact: in an effort to have them overlook the doping scandal, the Russian Federation first tried to bribe the IOC officials. When they flat out refused the bribe, the Russians the offered to make a generous “donation” to the next IOC charity ball, to which the IOC responded: “We don’t have balls.”

Coldstone.

No sacks for the Steelers. If only they’d had a linebacker who could get back there....

I have a coworker and his work computer constantly has viruses on it and I’m pretty sure it’s because he clicks on shit like that.