Now show us how he parked at the airport...

Yes, stay away from the evil sensors. Also, I fixed that. Sorry.

Yup. Been there. Was replacing pads and rotors on a jetta. First issue was the tripple square bullshit.

whatever. She still won the popular slope.

Ever since he touched the orb his arms been getting longer

It’s ok, George Michael. Your uncle has some illusions up his sleeve to keep pop-pop out of prison. Despite the light treason.

God damn, he must have finished the whole thing.

Um, if it had nothing to do with the city, then why is the T-Rex short for Torontosauras Rex, idiot.

You forgot step 5: “Verify bill is flat, crack open a 24 oz. Monster, and put on some Limp Bizkit.”

“The human body is like a battery, with a finite amount of energy, which exercise only depleted.”

In Atlanta they call that ‘the bottom of the first’.

Picture of Moon with missile in eye.

Oh that’s cool. Miguel Sano just broke a lady’s face in an actual game. She’s sitting 466 feet from home plate. http://mediadownloads.mlb.com/mlbam/mp4/2017/05/03/1345176783/1493774152612/asset_2500K.mp4

Come on, you guys are just making Machado about something.

Did somebody say Tranny?

That was the premise of a “Boondocks” episode a decade ago:

“Radio provocateur” sounds way cooler than what Alex Jones does.

Eating alone with a woman? HORRIFYING
Universal healthcare? TERRIFYING
The Gays? ABHORRENT

Donald Trump: [looks at approval ratings]

Five good guesses?