i talk to my dad who still lives in pittsburgh twice a week, and when i have nothing to say i bring up them adding bike lanes to the city. then he can rant about them being usable three months a year and who rides a bike anyway they are always in the way, while i watch tv on mute for 10 mins.

The biggest EVAR!

The Portnoy system just doesn’t have the same success rate though.

Even Dennis Reynolds thinks this guy is a fucking creep.

Whoa. Creepy. Bring back true scary stories contest, Jezebel!

Bryant Blames Receiving Woes on Good JuJu

John Lackey Blame Odds

Damn near cried tonight. I know they still need to lock down 2 more wins, but this was the biggest hit of my Dodgers fandom (I was 2 in 1988). To finally have a playoff highlight in at least the LCS that I can cling to and remember, that sure felt good after annual heartbreak or 0-2/1-1 deficits (1-1 is a deficit in…

Thanks for letting us know which jokes are acceptable.

One of the few times when the over/under in Vegas is obvious.

I’ll tell you when I’ve had enough!

Michael Jackson didn’t just sit around, being black all the time, and he was beloved the world over.

Wow, Oakland can’t even keep their Civil Rights attorneys from heading to Vegas.

If he didn’t run while being black this wouldn’t have been an issue. While we’re at it, why did he choose to be black anyway? He should take some responsibility for his actions.

You know, I wasn’t sure I’d enjoy this new ‘barbecue cuckholding’ genre of porn, but I think maybe I do?

This is not how you learn how to do a split:

Gotta pay the Bear tax bros. Fact of life.