It’s hysterical how the announcer was condemning the entire Dodgers organization, like it was Dave Roberts was signaling the pitcher to hit Siri while Farhan Zaidi nodded his head in approval.

This is gospel, all of it.

Chris Christie is Augustus Gloop mixed with Veruca Salt

Try Army & Navy Surplus.

That corner A bombsite HE nade tho

“Please...thats our job.” -Nats.

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Auto sales has no place for you and your math skills. :D

Mike Pence has declared that “we will put American boots on the face of Mars.” You know what, that’s really great. Have an amazing time, Mike and Karen!

At the WH press briefing today, Spicer condemned protesters for flinging tear gas canisters back at police, saying that not even Hitler used gas as a weapon.

“I think the answer is crystal clear, as clear as the night...”

In a statement Trump condemned the protests and expressed his hope the German authorities would be able to come up with some kind of final solution for this problem.

Shoulda made a TIFO

Now show us how he parked at the airport...

Yes, stay away from the evil sensors. Also, I fixed that. Sorry.

Yup. Been there. Was replacing pads and rotors on a jetta. First issue was the tripple square bullshit.

whatever. She still won the popular slope.

Ever since he touched the orb his arms been getting longer

It’s ok, George Michael. Your uncle has some illusions up his sleeve to keep pop-pop out of prison. Despite the light treason.

God damn, he must have finished the whole thing.